2008 Woodie Awards
Vote Absentee
There is the messy roommate, the loud roommate (especially when you're trying to get your homework done or go to sleep), the roommate who never leaves the room and the roommate who's never there. Just about every roommate has a horror story to tell.
In a time of tofu, an age of aerobics, and obsessions with omega-3 fatty acids, is there any room for the old Marlboro Man; a small piece of personal space for him to dust of his dirt stricken Wranglers, hang his hat and take a good long drag?
Junior William Koebke has some sort of campus celebrity status due to his unusual hobby of riding a unicycle. He's even been pulled off Prairie Street more than once and offered a few beers just because he was recognized as the Unicycle Kid, but he's not a gimmick.
Dear Abi, I just got back from sunny spring break beaches and am in love with my glowing tan. I want to maintain it through the summer, but don't want to damage my skin. What are my options? Bronze Brenda
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